26 October 2004

finally!!

i woke up this morning and promptly discovered i have finally attained enlightenment.

i have a third eye directly between my eyes, and slightly elevated on my forehead.

i knew all that reading about easter religions was bound to pay off, someday.

mil besos-- the bodhisattva of clearasil
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous5:26 PM

    This is Anonymous James speaking (i'm not an insider...)
    But i do know this: go to seminary. amen.
    There you will have many strange experiences, read a lot, probably NOT reach enlightenment...but whatever. Should I say all this in an e-mail?

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